The map for total beginners. One idea that explains every AI tool, the four kinds they come in, what each is honestly good and bad at, what happens to what you type, and your first real session — in plain words, no jargon.
You've been hearing "AI" for two years. You have a vague sense ChatGPT writes things and some other one does pictures — but if someone asked you to explain the difference, you'd change the subject.
This is the orientation course: not a tool walkthrough, not a business strategy, just the map. It's built around one idea that explains everything — every famous AI tool is the same prediction machine pointed at a different job — and once that idea lands, the whole confusing category snaps into focus.
You'll learn the four kinds of tool that exist and how to route any task to the right one, where these machines shine and where they face-plant, why one can sound so certain while being wrong (and the 30-second check that protects you), what actually happens to the words you type, and whether the twenty-dollar version is worth it for you.
The course ends with your first real session: one recurring task from your week, running through the right tool, briefed properly. Five minutes, and you're no longer the person nodding along at dinner.
Owners and operators who never started: plumbers, florists, accountants, café owners — heard about AI endlessly, never built a mental model of it.
The tried-it-once crowd: typed three words into a chatbot, got mush, filed it under overhyped. This course explains exactly what went wrong.
Anyone quietly embarrassed to ask: assumes everyone else already gets it. They don't. This is the judgment-free on-ramp.
